Killer Breakfast

Laura Hickman, upset at being killed so quickly in the game, leads the audience in a stirring rendition of ‘Don’t Kill Me Now, Dungeon Master’ (to the tune of “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” with apologies to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber).
It was way foolish… That move I made…
I forgot and just opened the door…
And my […]

A new set of heroes enter the secret service entrance of Ravenloft and Strahd’s Landry Room which is packed wall to wall with a meeting of Zombies Anonymous … ZOMANNON! One player takes the pledge while another pleads ‘the Fifth’ and a third claims professional courtesy because he’s a lawyer. The DM is forced to […]

Armed with a pick-up truck, a bag of corn-nuts and a bed of old beer cans and auto parts, our intrepid and decidedly backwoods adventurers — plus one large ’sister-wife’ — assault the Gates of Ravenloft. Yee-ha!
Includes a strange interlude with Starbucks Coffee and a greatful encounter with Girl Scout Cookies.

Margaret Weis — having caused the Dungeon Master to collapse under warm sentimentality — is nevertheless knocked out of the game when she blatantly plugs her own booth number on-stage. Jason Marsden (the voice of Tasslehoff in the ‘Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight’ animated film) signs in as a horny kender riding the back of […]

Our brave heroes enter into a food fight with the arcane evil lord Cthulhu while Henry Chi continues to wreak havoc on the Game Master by manipulation of of a Voodoo-spirited giant Lollypop. Cthulhu chokes on his food and falls, killing everyone at the table. Only then does Margaret Weis, accompanied by Jamie Chambers and […]

In the opening moves, the players come out strong, proclaiming that there is life after killer breakfast with dinner at Hooters. Moreover, Henry Chi — a Killer Breakfast veteran — produces ‘VooDoo Tracy’ and temporarily takes control of the gamemaster!
We are trying to establish a complete cast list of participants. If you recognize yourself in […]

What would a fantasy role playing game be without a big-time, Broadway-style opening musical production number? Well, you would probably call it ’sane’ but it sure wouldn’t be Killer Breakfast! Tracy and Laura Hickman — with the help of special guest Frank Mentzer (contributing designer to the original Dungeons & Dragons game as well as […]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with … a Safety Presentation! Jamie Chambers (designer of the Serenity and Battlestar Galactica role playing games) and Jason Marsden (voice of Tasslehoff in the Dragonlance Movie) are caught among the crowds awaiting the start of Killer Breakfast with the ubiquitously federally-mandated-so-you-cannot-sue-us video. Keep your hands and […]